As this whole Swift Boat thing about Kerry's Big Viet Nam Adventure unfolded during the campaign, all I could think about was JFK and PT 109. I kept thinking that the toads in the state controlled "media" were trying to create JFK II. Even as I heard Kerry's Swifties speak at his rallies, all I could think of was that this whole thing was nothing but a bunch of Bovine Scatology. Thankfully, we were not subjected to books and movies about Kerry's Big Viet Nam adventure. All that his Swifty pals got out of the whole thing was some free coffee and donuts.
I bet they were