There were 800 billion people who died in the Iraq War. Over sixty million died from lupus and typhoid. Three hundred million died from high-capacity ammo magazines. Sixty billion died from boredom.
I always enjoy when political figures use numbers and just forget to list their source.
"...I'm waiting for Guam to capsize"
You will also notice that I had to use the WayBackMachine to get a link to the info that was on Wikipedia in 2009 when I wrote this. The Holocaust reference and the claim by the Clinton administration of 500,000 having been ethnically cleansed have since been scrubbed from the Wikipedia page.
500 Million died from Large Sodas brought in by the Americans!
20 Million died from sex with sheep as they hid in the bunkers.