That is because you were taken in by that verdammte Allied propaganda! Such filthy lies! They told lies! But nobody ever said a bad word about Winston Churchill, did they? No! “Win with Winnie!” Churchill! With his cigars, with his brandy. And his ROTTEN painting! Rotten! Hitler, THERE was a painter! He could paint an entire apartment in one afternoon! TWO COATS! Churchill. He couldn’t even say “Nazi”. He would say “Nooooozeeehz, Nooooozeeehz!” It wasn’t NOSES, it was NAZIS! Churchill! Let me tell you THIS! And you’re hearing this straight from the horse - Hitler was better looking than Churchill. He was a better dresser than Churchill. He had more hair! He told funnier jokes! And he could dance the PANTS off of Churchill!
You could revise that a bit and set it to that youtube thing with Hitler ranting.
Germany was having trouble,
What a sad, sad story;
Needed a new leader to restore
Its former glory.
Where, oh, where was he?
Where could that man be?
We looked around, and then we found
The man for you and me!
And now it’s...
Springtime for Hitler and Germany;
Deutschland is happy and gay!
We’re marching to a faster pace,
Look out, here comes the master race!
Cuz now it’s
Springtime for Hitler and Germany,
Rhineland’s a fine land once more!
Springtime for Hitler and Germany
Watch out, Europe, we’re going on tour!