Posted on 03/10/2013 1:17:52 PM PDT by John Semmens
Hollywood cutie Ashley Judd is preparing to run for the Kentucky senate seat currently held by Mitch McConnell (R). The 44 year-old actress has no prior political experience, but exudes confidence she’ll win.
“I’m pretty sure I’ll have the edge in the swimsuit and evening gown portions of the competition,” Judd bragged. “Talent-wise, I’m prepping by taking singing lessons from my Mom. The one iffy part I’m facing is the ‘poise question.’ There are so many worthy causes I’d like to promote during my reign that it”ll be hard to pick one.”
Judd speculated that “McConnell’s ugliness is a definite plus for me. He’s old and kind of lumpy with no sex appeal. While I may be a bit past my prime for Hollywood at 44, McConnell’s way past his ‘sell by’ date.”
Whether Judd’s glamor and sex-appeal will be able to overcome the ill-will sparked her previous campaign to replace coal-fired power-generation with the free distribution of government-subsidized D-cell batteries remains to be seen. Coal mining is a major industry in Kentucky.
if you missed any of this week's other semi-news/semi-satire posts you can find them at...
http://azconservative.org/2013/03/09/mccain-calls-fellow-senators-wacko-birds/
> The ugly ones (Madonna, Clooney, Matt Damon etc—typical libs) are the worst to work with...
And all three of them use disgusting, vulgar language on the set.
Ahhh, so then my memory hasn’t failed me completely, yet
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