I maintain he might be the child of Frank Marshall Davis!
The British wanted no part of that bugger, or his progeny.
I like it the more I think about it, just for how it can explain some of what I can't make sense of now.
If obama is the son of either FMD or Malcolm X, but has merely been fraudulently using a different last name for whatever reason(s), that’s not just forgivable from several points of view, that adds quite a bit to his street cred and this theory gives the GOPe reasons to go along with not calling him on all the fraud he might have committed by claiming, using and defending that identity.
Think about it. Being the son of either man, obama would scare old schoolers for the same reasons either man scared them back in the day, which is the same reason it would enhance his cred now with a wide segment of the left's most ideological new schoolers, and that would scare old schoolers all over again!
Not only that, the real twist is, it wouldn’t be the demonrats who ran a Constitutionally ineligible candidate, it's the republicans with Panamanian born McCain! The party of Nixon runs ineligible McCain!
Their war hero Admiral’s son was ready to cash in his turn to run for the White House, just like Dole did, and had to be made whole.
So, the club got together and signed and passed whatever that was that they all agreed made McCain a NBC.
And Obama keeps his secret and his fraud goes away.
Plus, he gets obamacare and his judges and whatever else he’s wanted, including F&F not being a career ender. .
From then on, what can the republicans do other than push hard against NBC ever becoming an issue? Easy enough. Back to business as usual.
If this is true, the only saving’s grace for us is that Obama really isn’t his father’s son. Instead, he’s just your average garden variety choom gang stoner, more or less that family’s better version of a Jesse Jackson Jr.
And he’s pulled it off. He’s slick enough and can give good oratory with the decent speech writers and those ever present teleprompters. Whatever talents he has, whomever he inherited them from, they’ve been more than enough.
Especially with whatever dirt he’s got on the GOPe…the party of Nixon who ran an unConstitutional candidate for POTUS. No wonder they keep "birthers" quiet.
That was fun. As theories go, I like it.