Recipe for gay wedding cake:
Ingredients:
* 6 cups cake flour sifted
* 2 tablespoons baking powder
* 1 1/2 cups butter or margarine, softened
* 3 cups granulated sugar
* 2 cups milk
* 1 teaspoon pure vanilla extract
* 12 egg whites
* one cup fresh chicken droppings
* one cup fresh pig manure
* one cup fresh horse manure
* Cake Release
Makes:
12 cups of cake batter.
Instructions:
Step 1
Preheat oven to 325°F. Grease bottom of pans and line with waxed paper or parchment paper, or use Cake Release.
Step 2
Sift together flour and baking powder. Set aside. Cream butter and sugar together until light and fluffy. Set aside. Beat egg whites until stiff, but not dry. Set aside. With mixer at slow speed, add flour mixture to butter mixture, alternately with milk. Beat well after each addition. Beat in vanilla extract. Gently fold egg whites into batter. Pour into prepared pans. Bake until toothpick inserted into center comes out clean.
Step 3
Cut one cake in half and spread 1 cup chicken droppings in middle before topping with other half.
Top first cake with one cup well-blended pig manure.
Cut second cake in half and spread with fresh horse manure.
Chill to thicken and spread with classic butter cream frosting for that traditional wedding cake look.
Congratulations - your wedding cake LOOKS just like the real thing!
OMG! Minnie in “The Help” couldn’t have come up with a more diabolical recipe!
That is apt analogy, and the recipe behind the recipe is even more insidious.
In a large lying bowl, mix
2 cups appeal to equal rights (civil rights for immoral behavior)
11/2 cups powdered appeal to “love (sanctions all)
2 cups liquid venom (against those who disagree)
1/2 cup liquid liberal “scholars”
4 large media corporations
21/2 teaspoons leaving agent (hypocrisy)
Mix together (mixture will be very runny) thoroughly, breaking up any resistant lumps with crooked spoon.
Let rise during night (while good men sleep).
Pour into government issued round pan, greased with slippery slope reasoning (it doesn’t directly affect straights)
Heat oven with lukewarm politicians and bake slowly till pink.
Consume with lust. Note that past products have been burned up by fire from Heaven.
Maybe this analogy can be improved.
See http://www.conservapedia.com/Homosexual_agenda#Strategies_and_psychological_tactics
* 1 teaspoon pure vanilla extract
* 12 egg whites
* one cup fresh chicken droppings
* one cup fresh pig manure
* one cup fresh horse manure
* Cake Release
With the tyrannical nanny state that we must live, I am afraid that the jack booted thug law enforcement officials and over reaching courts would send a baker who made such a cake using chicken, pig and horse manure for a gay wedding cake to prison for perhaps 20 years to life.