[GreenHornet]

A great scene from the movie "International House": Professor Quail (W.C. Fields) has just landed in the city of Wu-Hu, China. However, he is unsure of where he landed, so he asks a group of people standing nearby to tell him where he is:

Professor Quail: Hey! Where am I?

Woman: Wu-Hu.

Professor Quail: Woo-Hoo to you sweetheart. Hey Charlie, where am I?

Hotel Manager: WU-HU!

(Fields then removes the flower from his lapel)

Professor Quail: Don't let the posey fool you!

[llevrok]

In my younger days, I’ve asked many a girl in a bar to play squidjulum.
Never had any takers, for some reason.

[Ruy Dias de Bivar]

Dang! Beat me to it!