Jesse was obviously challenging us all to a game of “whopper”, where each player must tell a plausible lie bigger than the one before.
Since there was no limitation given to the number of entries, I will submit two:
1. Assault rifles can cause static in radio reception at high altitudes.
2. Assault rifles can cause excessive hair growth in certain breeds of dogs.
- Assault rifles can cause planes to disappear in the Bermuda Triangle.
- Assault rifles can cause global warming, er, I mean climate change.
- Assault rifles can cause separation of Oreo cookies
And I heard that assault rifles caused the downfall of the Roman Empire, but I think that’s just a conspiracy theory.