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1 posted on 01/20/2013 9:06:59 PM PST by 2ndDivisionVet
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To: 2ndDivisionVet

A Neanderthal in his/her terrible twos would be a challenge.

But give some thought to a Neanderthal teen.

Nope, nope, nope...will not volunteer for this no matter how much money is involved. Even if I could, I’m just not that adventurous.


2 posted on 01/20/2013 9:12:01 PM PST by berdie
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Given that modern humans kicked Neandertal @$$ and took names, it might be safer to raise a Neandertal. I'd take a feral, rabid bear cub over my first-born.

Humans are dangerous.

/johnny

3 posted on 01/20/2013 9:13:21 PM PST by JRandomFreeper (Gone Galt)
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Sigh,,, why the hell not? I say lets do it. It’s no weirder than anything else going on in the last year.


4 posted on 01/20/2013 9:22:51 PM PST by DesertRhino (I was standing with a rifle, waiting for soviet paratroopers, but communists just ran for office.)
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If it works out, we can always enlist him as a grunt in the USMC. He might really be happy there.


5 posted on 01/20/2013 9:24:39 PM PST by DesertRhino (I was standing with a rifle, waiting for soviet paratroopers, but communists just ran for office.)
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Why in hell do we need another Democrat?


7 posted on 01/20/2013 9:27:28 PM PST by davisfh
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What could go wrong??

First off, "Neanderthal man" is an oxymoron:

www.themandus.org

What Neanderthals actually looked like (6" ice-age fur coat removed for demonstration purposes...):

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8 posted on 01/20/2013 9:28:05 PM PST by varmintman
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All they would have to do is go the video to see how this could end;

http://videosift.com/video/SNL-Unfrozen-Caveman-Lawyer

10 posted on 01/20/2013 9:33:10 PM PST by Hillarys Gate Cult (Liberals make unrealistic demands on reality and reality doesn't oblige them.)
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‘It depends on a hell of a lot of things, but I think it can be done.’

So simple, a caveman could do it.


11 posted on 01/20/2013 9:34:53 PM PST by Kirkwood (Zombie Hunter)
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Paging gunner’s Mom.

Please pick up the white courtesy phone.


13 posted on 01/20/2013 9:36:12 PM PST by Eaker (Manners are good when one may have to back up his acts with his life. — Robert A. Heinlein.)
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This is really silly.

To my knowledge, while we may have the ability to sequence DNA, we are a looonngg way away from being able to assemble functional DNA artificially.

Haven’t done it with the simplest organisms yet, far less something as complex as a human.

Shouldn’t we start with bacteria or something?


18 posted on 01/20/2013 9:46:06 PM PST by Sherman Logan
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I can see it now: "Neanderthal Child Wins Lawsuit Against Geneticist Who 'Created' Him."

Some other ideas of what Neanderthals looked like:

What if we brought Neanderthals back and they really were smarter than we are?

26 posted on 01/20/2013 9:59:45 PM PST by Jeff Winston
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Sounds like a job for a Kardashian.


29 posted on 01/20/2013 10:13:53 PM PST by ebshumidors
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To: 2ndDivisionVet; SunkenCiv
What could go wrong?

Maybe some of Sunken Civ's people can help answer that question.

33 posted on 01/21/2013 12:27:35 AM PST by ApplegateRanch (Love me, love my guns!©)
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47 posted on 01/21/2013 4:30:22 AM PST by mirkwood
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Somehow, the title brought to mind AlGore!

ManBearPig himself. :-)


48 posted on 01/21/2013 4:33:09 AM PST by meyer (When people fear the government, you have Tyranny)
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It was only a matter of time before someone wanted to make a Frankenbaby.


49 posted on 01/21/2013 4:44:29 AM PST by BuffaloJack (Children, pets, and slaves get taken care of. Free Men take care of themselves.)
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“professor seeks mother for cloned baby”

I thought Ward Churchill was a professor of social justice, when did he move into genetics?


50 posted on 01/21/2013 4:46:47 AM PST by Rebelbase
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well - from the article

based on genetic code found in fossil remains

fossils dont form in 33000 years -

51 posted on 01/21/2013 4:52:21 AM PST by Revelation 911 (hump scratching n'er do well.....all strung out on chicken wings and venison jerky)
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At the present stage of technology, I’d say it’s impossible.

Furthermore, the method described would not produce a Neanderthal, but a Homo sapiens/Neanderthal chimera (organism consisting of a mixture of H. sapiens and Neanderthal cells). It would probably be rather odd looking. For instance, the skin would probably have a mottled appearance, due to different color skin genes in the two cell lines. To get the Neanderthal baby, one would have to cross two chimeras, with a 1/4 chance of the baby being a Neanderthal. That’s because the germ cells would be a mixture of Homo sapiens and Neanderthal cells.

Even if it were possible, a project like this would take a couple of generations. I don’t know that any independent review board would give it their ethical blessing.


52 posted on 01/21/2013 4:56:15 AM PST by exDemMom (Now that I've finally accepted that I'm living a bad hair life, I'm more at peace with the world.)
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Do we really want to expand the liberal voter base?


58 posted on 01/21/2013 6:17:02 AM PST by outofsalt ("If History teaches us anything it's that history rarely teaches us anything")
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