[Pollster1]

How did someone get that close to the limo? Secret Service asleep on the job?

I imagine the drug-addled communist was not in the limo at the time.

[dragnet2]

How did someone get that close to the limo? Secret Service asleep on the job?

I imagine the drug-addled communist was not in the limo at the time.

I don't think so, given the fact that it's probably not a good idea to leave these types of vehicles unsecured where anyone could tamper with them.

Of course given the recent history of the SS bumping bellies and getting drunk with skanks in foreign countries...who knows.

[MtnClimber]

The SS were probably going out for Ho-Hos while the Zero was going out for Ding Dongs.