[ZirconEncrustedTweezers]

“Santa Claus would be top of list. Naughty/nice list, children in fear,-talk about power.”

Not to mention he sees you when you’re sleeping and he knows when you’re awake. Pretty creepy when you think about it...

[Salamander]

The ultimate cheery stalker song

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a6ExyOIZW3s

[he also did Santa Claus Is Coming To Town...in a properly threatening manner]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=In3sApWlY1s

[MortMan]

Santa Claus: Jolly old elf or CIA spook? ;-P