[tomkat]

One could persuasively argue against the waste of energy involved in the 'shovel' step.

Patriot calorie preservation aside, rotting fascist corpses laying about would send a memorable message.

[zeugma]

There is that. It kinda depends I guess on whether or not the smell would annoy you.

[Tijeras_Slim]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ML6oLuLecQ4