“Piers Morgan is threatening to self-deport”
promises, promises
He’s just another loudmouthed lefty punk who’s full of it. He’s not going anywhere (unfortunately).
Hey, Piers.. do you need help packing? Go jump off your name. Seriously, bye now.
Rather the Leftist Limey Lame Ass self teleport—into the colon of a very large mammal with gastrointestinal issues where he can finally and truly be at home.
What’s his email address to support him in his effort to self deport? Maybe there should be a fundraiser established to help him and others do the same!
Gosh, Piers is practically as fat as Michael Moore. Yuck.
Maybe we should all send this loser Piers some bubble wrap so he can pack up his crap and get the hell out of OUR country.
That would mean he's toast. Buh, bye.
Brave Sir Morgan (with apologies to Monty Python)
Bravely bold Sir Morgan
Rode forth from Camelot.
He was not afraid to die,
Oh brave Sir Morgan.
He was not at all afraid
To be killed in nasty ways.
Brave, brave, brave, brave Sir Morgan.
He was not in the least bit scared
To be mashed into a pulp.
Or to have his eyes gouged out,
And his elbows broken.
To have his kneecaps split
And his body burned away,
And his limbs all hacked and mangled
Brave Sir Morgan.
His head smashed in
And his heart cut out
And his liver removed
And his bowls unplugged
And his nostrils raped
And his bottom burnt off
And his penis split...
(”That’s... that’s enough music for now lads, there’s dirty work afoot.”)
Brave Sir Morgan ran away. (”No!”)
Bravely ran away away. (”I didn’t!”)
When danger reared it’s ugly head,
He bravely turned his tail and fled. (”no!”)
Yes, brave Sir Morgan turned about (”I didn’t!”)
And gallantly he chickened out.
Bravely taking (”I never did!”)
to his feet,
He beat a very brave retreat. (”all lies!”)
Bravest of the braaaave, Sir Morgan! (”I never!”)
Leave Mr. Pig.
Hit the road, Jack....uh Piers, that is!
Hollow threat. Empty promise.
ta ta you pathetic little wanker