Unlike cars, motorcycles have no practical purpose. No one commutes to work on a motorcycle.
I commuted to work on a Harley for over eight years, didn’t even own a four wheel vehicle.
The article has to be sarcasm as shown by the last sentence:
America is a great country, but we can be an even greater country if we just banned everything... for the children.
Of course it is sarcasm, or are you being sarcastic?
Did I really get sucked into wasting 30 seconds typing this?