Dammit! I don't have a ping list, blank...blank...!
Hey, kid, don't you dare ping me again, got it?
You must have "pingenitis!"
LOL!
MOTHER
PAULA BROADWELLS HUSBAND. LINK
Scott Broadwell, 43, has not commented about the affair his wife was having with Petraeus, which reportedly came to light after Jill Kelley, a woman whom Paula Broadwell viewed as a rival for the CIA directors affection and an acquaintance of Petraeus, made an FBI complaint about her. Kelley claimed Broadwell sent her harassing e-mails that led to the FBI probe that uncovered the affair...
Now tell me honestly, with a husband like that, would you have an affair with a nerdy looking twerp like Petraeus? I wouldn't. He looks like he could be her father, with a Lebanese incubus growing from his shoulder.
FBI Special Agent Frederick Humphries
In his social circle, Humphries has a reputation for sending silly emails, the Times said, and the shirtless photo was sent from an account he shares with his wife, who has a framed copy of it.
His supervisor at the FBI even posted it on a bulletin board at the office, the newspaper reported.
FBI Special Agent Frederick Humphries speaks during a news conference in Seattle in 2005. Previously known only as the shirtless FBI agent who helped jump start the investigation of former CIA Director David Petraeus, Humphries, 47, was identified by the New York Times on Wednesday.
There's a little voice in my head telling me the entire scenario is fake. Over.