This is so stupid: All Applebee’s needs to do is unionize the workforce, raise the starting salary for union waitstaff to $56 per hour, and then get an exemption for Obamacare.
Applebee's goes Chapter 11, Obama steps in, Preferred Shareholders and Bondholders get screwed, it Bernake buys Applebee's stock, the Waiter's Union gets Ownership and a Healthcare Waiver and they open up kiosk's at Chevy Dealers....
Don't ask about the menu...