“Cooks have to pry bus-boys off of waitresses with a crowbar...”
I’m partial to barkeeps myself, thank you very much!
Don't ask, don't tell, speculate like hell... ;)
I will write more, if I am asked to. I have a hard time saying no to a reasonable request, if I can help.
Keeping me on track? That's a management issue.
Keep asking. I'll produce. I almost wrote something for chapter 2. Food Safety.
/johnny