[Secret Agent Man]

I got you. Stop before you hit ‘coma’. There’s only one way the other side is gonna off me and I won’t make it very easy.

[Stat Man]

I hear you.
I gotta move though. It’ll be easy for them with me simply because when I say I represent the 1% it’s not about income, it’s the percentage of Republicans in my neighborhood.

40 states now with partial returns in, 10 at 50% or more precincts in.
Romney 21, Obama 79 percent chance of winning.

I’m almost ready to call this over before the media does.

At this point, Romney only wins with freakish voting in Ohio and some other swing state like Colorado that runs counter to Obama’s results in the rest of the country.