Accompanied my wife to Kohl’s yesterday.
Had to go back to the car in order to avoid hurling over the worst vapid music I have ever been tortured with.
Well, second worst.
At least it wasn’t cretin IQ hip hop.
Every time I go to Kohl’s, I hear this song, and it makes me want to slam my head into one of the mirrored columns:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bd2B6SjMh_w
I don’t know how the employees stand it without going nuts. Last time, I got in the car and disinfected my ears with Heart singing “Straight On.”