[Charles Henrickson]

Slo-Jo is on the move!

[Rebelbase]

Earliest I’ve ever caught one of these.

[Charles Henrickson]

Tip o' the hat to Libloather for the lead on the PCIntern thread.

Haven't had time to do a DUFU for several weeks! Glad PJ has been able to fill the void.

PING!

[FlingWingFlyer]

PCIntern should see a shrink right away. The boy definitely has “issues”.

[Mercat]

top ten

[NRA1995]

So which of the DUmmies will be watching for Ryan to drop a stiff white object on the podium?

[GeronL]

#10?

[kevkrom]

Who else is REALLY looking forward to Biden/Ryan?

[Ryan.]

I laughed out loud on this one. Literally.

[GeronL]

Debbie Whatsername Schultz will be the runner up if Joe Biden cannot perform

[workerbee]

[eddie willers]

Big Bird yelling “Liar, liar....pants on fire!” is a sure winner.

[SMARTY]

First they thought the “O” was entitled to the Presidency.

Now, they think the “O” is automatically entitled to a second term.

Where is it written that EVERY PRESIDENT is entitled to TWO terms (EVEN IF their first term was a flop)?

[kidd]

Joe is going to pants Ryan and take his lunch money.

[Shaming Ryan's Privates.]

= = =

Oh my!
LOL!

[PJ-Comix]

[Start stocking up on the Grey Goose NOW!]

Initially I didn't even drink the Grey Goose. I just rebartered it to a friend, Ray, who LOVES Grey Goose. So a few nights ago he calls me up to ask how I liked my Citron flavored Grey Goose. He made it sound like drinking Grey Goose was the best experience anyone could ever have. Well, I like Grey Goose but not in the over the top way Ray does. In fact that is ALL Ray drinks. However, I was trying to be polite and agreed that it was good which it is. But Ray needed for me to exclaim that it was just about the greatest thing that ever happened to me. Okay, its probably the best Vodka I ever had but not exactly the greatest thing ever but I left Ray with that impression to get him off the phone.

BTW, I will be drinking Grey Goose while watching the VP debate tonight. I wonder if Biden will also be indulging.

[PJ-Comix]

a tendency to say off the wall stuff. I hope they put a shock collar on him in case he says something really weird.

Barbara Woodhouse is Biden's debate handler.

[PJ-Comix]

He's a Honey Badger.

More like a Honey Booze Booze.

[cripplecreek]

Today’s rant brought to you by the letter “F”.

[Mears]

“Shaming Ryan’s privates”

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Funniest ever!

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[PJ-Comix]

I get real sassy when I drink 'cause I'm Honey Booze Booze!

[ExCTCitizen]

I am going to spend the next four f***ing years streaming Netflix movies and drinking heavily on weekends.

[OK, so, but what would be different?]

LOL

I don't have to think about where the f***ing country is f***ing going.

With ROMNEY in, it'll be going back on the road, instead of off the CLIFF

These f***ing bastards led us into a ditch, pulled out the wires on the distributor cap, and left us for dead. And NOW these dumb-f***s are trying to put them back into the f***ing driver's seat?

Please do let us DRIVE... I think I could see better driving from STEVIE WONDER, then ZERO!!

How anyone in their right mind could vote for the idiots that continue to f*** us over is beyond me.

Yes, DU poster, I don't know how anyone in their right mind could vote for OBLAME-O again...

He's actually a very funny man.

That is why Biden say crazy things -- thank you DU Poster...He is practicing to be a comedian in January!

[lonevoice]

Shaming Ryan’s privates

You have been missed, Charles!

I'm hoping that if there's a lull in the proceedings, Jackass Joe may decide to entertain us with a little song and dance. I'd pay good money to see it. F*** yeah.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NmRXH7RkCZQ