DUmmie FUnnies 10-09-12 (Pied Piper Pitt Posts Presidential Poll Panic)

DUmmie FUnnies ^ | October 9, 2012 | William Rivers Pitt, DUmmies, and PJ-Comix

[COBOL2Java]

Poor Biden...the expectations being put on him are enormous ....

He's tanned, he's rested, he's ready! Give him the ball! Go, Joe! It's your week! Go out there and win one for the golfer!

[Little Bill]

That stuff has more kick than a Jug of Wild Turkey 101.

[PJ-Comix]

Futures which means an investment on whether it will go up in the future which I think they will. Like investing in pork belly futures which would have been a good buy early this year due to the drought.

[thingumbob]

This one's for all the Democrats, Liberals, Marxists, Communists and 47 percent-ers on Election day.....

For

[Marathoner]

Now that is funny! I blew my beverage through my nose laughing so hard.

[hattend]

I would agree with you, but the president did not really defend his record.

Uh, that's because he can't.

[erod]

As Rush says, "I live in Realville folks." And this whole campaign season since Romney got the nominee I could see the phony polls for what they were D+10, D +5, even D +12! There were many FReepers on this forum who could see that the DUmmies and other idiots who were getting excited by the false polls were going to be in a world of hurt come election time when things started to narrow up.

I am LOVING this schadenfreude, baby!!!!

[lonevoice]

I missed some DUFU installments, so when I started seeing your recent references to “L-Pill,” I wasn’t sure what that was.

Now that a quick google brings up two possibilities, I believe either one would be appropriate for the DUMMIES:

1. L-Pill: Natural Herbal Supplement for Vagina Tightening and Vaginal Rejuvenation to Reverse Vaginal Relaxation

2. L-Pill: A suicide pill

Now I’m enjoying the double meaning of the word as applied to DUMMIES and assorted moonbats.

Carry on!

[fatboy]

Lots of FUn over at the DUmp. I find it entertaining in that the DUmmies talk about mittens being a bully and yet blame the bamster’s troubles on him not acting the bully.

And then there is the expectation that once Joe “Hard Scrabble Joe” “plugs” Biden turns Paul Ryan into sniveling mass of rice pudding that the bamsters poll numbers will head for new heights. Someone please explain how Biden saves the election for Obama?

What I really liked was the “rope-a-dope” meme from last week after the debate. Obama roped him (Romney) into what? Winning the election? It is not hard to sense that the Prophets of Doom in the Dump are starting to get some traction. The shine is not there anymore. Notice how we are hearing less and less about the 47%, the 99%, tax the rich, let’s see your tax returns, free healthcare, forgive my student loan and more and more “the rethuglicans are liars.”

Of course my bogus DUmmy account is active fooling the fools but I have to be careful as the skin is thin there these days. I’ve noticed that the more I post on the DUmp, my DUmmy alter ego one JackPine Radical stays in the woodwork.

[perfect_rovian_storm]

I was on twice, so I never was really taken off. :-)

No, actually, I haven’t looked at the Robitussin deal. I’ll check it out. My life has been turned a bit upside down the last couple weeks. I’m just doing my Publix shopping for last week today in fact! lol

[Old Sarge]

PIED PIPER PITT POSTS PRESIDENTIAL POLL PANIC PING!

ROMNEY, RYAN, ROVE REDACTMENTS RIDICULE RIGHTEOUS RESULTS!

[Argus]

I haven't heard much lately about what the President has done to save our economy? I forgot what he did??

Wait, I know!! He stole a trillion dollars of stimulus funds from my grandchildren to give to his union buddies, green capitalist cronies, and Big Bird.

[PJ-Comix]

Robitussin deal allowed me to get 3 FREE steaks today plus FREE jumbo eggs, bacon, and a big avocado. Oh, I’m cooking the steaks right now.

[PJ-Comix]

p.s. In case you’re curious...I was able to do this because I used $5/$30 Winn Dixie coupons for each transaction. Overage.

[Ronin]

There is still a strong undercurrent of dislike for Romney on FR. I still have twinges of it myself, but the greater fear of four more years of Obama has caused me to tell that part of my brain to sit down and shut up.

That, IMHO, is largely responsible for the relatively subdued level of enthusiasm being expressed.

The other part is simple level-headed caution. Nobody here expects a fair fight. Romney is temporarily in the lead, but the trends are still soft, the numbers are still close, and there is a full month to go.

It’s too early to even buy champagne, let alone pop any corks.

[Mr. Jeeves]

I also troll the Freepers, a lot. They are being very quiet, and subdued, about Romney pulling ahead. VERY quiet. WHY do you think that is?

Because we know Obama needs a "comeback" and the best way the MSM can help give him that is to do a 180 degree turn and start overstating Romney's polling advantage in the days leading up to the next debate.

[Arrowhead1952]

Sometimes I hate this stupid country.

Is that you Sasquatch?

[Arrowhead1952]

I guess I missed the Big Bird Bounce

[I remember Obama often flipping the Big Bird.]

I am watching Fox, and they are saying this Big Bird ad is the dumbest ad ever. No wonder the campaign was axed to pull the ad.

[Arrowhead1952]

even if we grant that your post-debate numbers are legit,

Nor have you Ever...

The DUmmies also believe the exit poll numbers and then get fresh cow patties slapped into their faces when the votes are actually counted.

[AlexW]

“And do you know about the Publix Robitussin deal?”
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I use to go through bottles of Robitussin-DM like bottles of wine.
Have not, however, had a cough since I arrived in the tropics.