Lord obozo and his Chitown Mafia thugs have also increased our life expectancy:
http://www.freerepublic.com/focus/f-bloggers/2940598/posts
Life expectancy up 29% under Obama
MSNBC | 10/5/12
Posted on Friday, October 05, 2012 6:43:15 AM by pabianice
In a startling development, the Federal Health and Human Services Department announced this morning that the average life expectancy of Americans has jumped to 98, a 29% increase since 1983.
HHS Secretary Kathleen Sebelius, in an unscheduled news conference this morning, addressed a crowd of reporters and health professionals.
“We are proud to announce that as a result of President Obama’s and First Lady Michelle’s efforts over the past four years, the average life expectancy has risen 29%, to the age of 98. Programs to ban large soft drinks, force school children to eat arugala, close-down Chick-fil-A restaurants, and add a new healthcare premium for people who are overweight have paid off.”
Questions from reporters about this figure being possible because young people who are out of work are no longer being counted in the population were not answered.
“We are embarking upon a promising new future,” said Sebelius. “We expect the average age of Americans to rise to 120 with the expected reelection of President Obama.”
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Praise to Lord Obozo, who walks on water, heals the sick, stops unemployment, protects our ambassadors and has made our economy the strongest in the world.
Department of Energy to release a statement today claiming the the US has the lowest gas prices since 1998.
If we’re building a Potemkin economy, why hold back?
That article was satire- that they posted the source as MSNBC has confused a lot of people.