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I was in the dentist's office last week, and I was looking at the dentist's female assistant and wondering who she was voting for. I don't know why I was thinking those thoughts, but I thought to myself for some strange reason I thought she looked like an Obama voter. I had never heard her express any political opinions before when having work done on my teeth previously.

As I was sitting in the chair while my dentist was working on my choppers, the assistant started blathering about how stupid Romney was. Supposedly he had said some some things about his wife's airplane smoke malfunction like somebody should open the windows. My dentist corrected her and said Romney never said anything like that, it was probably John Stewart. How did I know she was an Obamaton? She just looked like one. Great deduction on my part, huh?