I hope to be doing a DUFU in the morning. I had started one but a big rainstorm here slowed down my internet connection. Here is a sneak preview of the first sentence of the DUFU: “Verily I say unto you, that in the night before the crock flowed, the Democrats denied God thrice...”
“the night before the crock flowed”
I laughed so hard over that it made me cry. lol.