[Gay State Conservative]

My VA Ortho was ... Dr Bone

Twenty year career at a large hospital...we had an Orthopedic Surgeon named Fingeroff and a Urologist named Waters.We also had a Dr Couch who,sadly,wasn't a Psychiatrist

[Berlin_Freeper]

I was at the hospital this morning for a hernia operation that got canceled until Monday because of emergency surgeries. I had ipom some months ago for a hernia and there was a four percent chance that the hernia would return and it did. I told my wife when the doctors give me a four percent chance, you need to add 100 to that.

In the waiting area they sat me in this morning there were a few magazines and a single paperback titled “Ambush” by Paul Carson, which seems to be about a doctor who becomes a vigilante killer.

I told my wife about the book (which i borrowed and have me) and said: Now watch, my doctor is going to turn out to be a killer and I will be fighting for my life in the operation room.

My wife said there is a really small chance that would happen but I reminded her that with me you have to add 100.