How many Pharisees does it take to screw in a light bulb?
20. One to screw it in and 19 to argue over the best way to screw it in.
Touche again....very Jewish. (arguing nuance of the law, etc...)
Unrelated, but for former A-6 flight crew out there.... How many former A-6 pilots does it take to change a light bulb? Three...one to change the light bulb, and two to talk about how great the ol’ light bulb was....