[the OlLine Rebel]

Stories of civility from liberals.

What stories do you have? Liberals practicing the peace and love they cherish so much?

We have alot of silly "Choose Civility" stickers in this grossly communist county (they come from the library system). They're not very good at it.

[NRA1995]

You must live in Howard County.

[Mr. K]

Don’t let it bother ytou

The BEST thing you could have done was post it here for all to see

Liberalism is a MENTAL DESEASE after all

I am guesssing you have a Romney sticker on your car or something?

[Blueflag]

It is only going to get worse.

To not carry is to choose to be defenseless.

http://www.2asisters.org/

[TurboZamboni]

I had a leftist go nuts and actually get out of his car (behind me)at a stoplight and come up to yell at my driver’s side window and shakes his fists.

All over seeing my bumperstickers that read “Trillion-it’s the new billion” and “Your Hope for Change will be Smashed by Your Trust in Government”

[listenhillary]

Show them a large picture of a large gun.

[cuban leaf]

Liberals love the masses but hate people.

Conservatives hate the masses but love people.

I don’t know where I first heard this, but it rings very true.

[papertyger]

I find “blowing a kiss” followed by a “$h!t-eating grin” the best response when I’m not sure if something like this is directed at me.

[Tenacious 1]

I helped a guy load his truck in a Home Depot parking a couple of weeks ago. When he closed the bed I noticed an Obama bumper sticker. I light heartedly said, “Oh my! Somebody vandalized your truck. Either that or you have some practical jokers for friends. Goo Gone will get that bumper sticker off of there.”

The gentleman looked a little uncomfortable so I just let the quiet pause linger. He finally said, “I put it on there.”

I very politely said, “I’m sorry. That was rude of me. My apologies. You seemed like a hard working, middle class, tax paying, patriot like me. I didn’t mean to offend you. Have a nice day.”

[RedMDer]

Many liberals have a very limited vocabulary. They must rely on vulgar and rude language because they are not well versed in civilized discussion.

They appear to become very impatient with their own inability to articulate the idea that they are trying to express. Therefore the anger. Just my opinion from observing them in downtown Baltimore.

[Michael.SF.]

Bit of Background first: I live in a small town which is 70% liberal and about 15% further left of that. We are as outnumbered as Custer at Little Big Horn. The town paper publishes a column from three local contributors from the right side, including my periodic offerings. One day I am at the local sandwich place, which I frequent on a regular basis. The owner then tells me:

A few weeks ago you had a column in the paper that caused a bit of a ruckus. It seems a guy by himself was reading the column when he went "ape-sh**", started cursing, yelling at you, waving his arms. I was getting ready to call the police when he threw the paper on the floor and stormed out.

LOL. I love it when we get through to them!

[Berlin_Freeper]

Multiple abortions make them nuts. Had a crazy one in the park a couple of weeks ago lecture me not to spoil my child, we were eating strawberries with cream. Actually had to get up and walk away.

Why always me? lol

[arthurus]

In the early 80s my wife and I were visiting old friends in Gainesville (Florida).I, my wife and my friend's wife and our 7 1/2 children were in the grocery store. All of our children have always been very well behaved in such places so C was standing with her cart and all 7 children milling about her waiting while D and I were picking up some last items. I came back near the cart and saw half a dozen well dressed women berating C for being so #%$^# irresponsible to have so many children then one of them shrieked,"and shreiked, "stupid (epithet) yơur'e PREGNANT again! Aren't you ashamed of yourself!? C got a smile on her face, lơked down a her belly and patted it saying "twins!" and her smile got bigger. A couple of the ladies audibly caught their breath. I walked up and asked C if there was a problem and D came up from the other side. A couple of the liberal ladies (Gville is full of them, like no other place in America)spluttered then they all left in a bunch, being insultingly indignant. C and her husband are themselves liberal Gville folks but they like kids and have 4 now and C, at least has a wit.

[CORedneck]

IMHO, we need to reopen the insane asylums. Of course at one time, homosexuality was considered a mental disorder and should be again.

[Scarpetta]

Did you have stickers on your bumper?

[djone]

When I was 16 and learning to drive, my best friend was too, except he was awful. He was so scatter brained, he kept making dumb mistakes and that led to more mistakes. At first he would wave and motion an apology, that didn’t work. He would slow down and let them pass to appease them, that didn’t work. Finally he would act as if he was deaf, dunb and blind —act as if they didn’t exist......And they would rush by in confusion and go on..... If I’m not clear... don’t get in a tift with anyone you don’t know — act stupid-— and leave.... let them with ears hear....

[real saxophonist]

I've told this story here before. During the 92 elections I had the misfortune of having as a roommate the Vice President of College Democrats at our University.
Whenever President George H.W. Bush appeared on TV, this guy would jump up, start hollering, That G-d D--m M-----F---er! And would continue for 10 minutes.

Clinton would come on, I'd just change the channel.