I order you to get to the bottom of this! It will be difficult, Connecting to Al Gore's Internet.... 
NOW! 
Dammit Al Gore!
Why must you try to infect by brain every time I jack into the internet?
It wasn't me...
... It Was ManBearPig!
I am getting no where fast, Let me make a call to try to clear this up. 
Bender! Was it You?
No it wasn't me, 
But they got you pretty good, Heh Heh!
I've still got my eye on you 
Mr. Bending Bender Rodriguez.
Honestly it wasn't me, 
it was actually Karl Rove.
Turns out he was hooking up his DSL 
and instead hooked up his Weather Machine to the Internet...