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To: DiogenesLamp
I'm willing to listen to this notion provided you stop acting like an @sshole.

Huh? You didn't read the thread correctly, then you post to me in insulting terms, and then when I call you a jerk in response you claim I'M the one at fault and I'M being an asshole?

You remind me of the old joke about Democrats:

A woman in a hot air balloon realized she was lost. She lowered altitude and spotted a man below. She shouted to him, "Excuse me, can you help me? I promised a friend I would meet him an hour ago, but I don't know where I am."

The man consulted his portable GPS and replied, "You're in a hot air balloon approximately 30 feet above a ground elevation of 2,346 feet above sea level. You are 31 degrees, 14.97 minutes north latitude and 100 degrees, 49.09 minutes west longitude."

She rolled her eyes and said, "You must be a Republican."

"I am," replied the man. "How did you know?"

"Well," answered the balloonist, "everything you told me is technically correct, but I have no idea what to make of your information, and I'm still lost. Frankly, you've not been much help to me."

The man smiled and responded, "You must be a Democrat."

"I am," replied the balloonist. "But how did you know?"

"Well," said the man, "You don't know where you are or where you're going. You've risen to where you are due to a large quantity of hot air. You've made a promise that you have no idea how to keep, and now you expect ME to solve your problem. You're in EXACTLY the same position you were in before we met, but somehow, now, it's MY fault!

125 posted on 07/28/2012 2:01:35 PM PDT by Meet the New Boss
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To: Meet the New Boss
Huh? You didn't read the thread correctly,

Nope, sorry, You didn't state your point correctly. I merely pointed out that beside the classification "Place of birth" it had a "6". (A point to which you have still not responded.)

You stated your premise unclearly, and I asked for a clarification. You then demonstrated your learning disability by claiming I said the meaning of the numbers wasn't relevant, which I did not say. I said it wasn't relevant to my question, which you still have not, and seemingly CAN NOT answer.

then you post to me in insulting terms, and then when I call you a jerk in response you claim I'M the one at fault and I'M being an asshole?

And obviously you are memory impaired as well. Fine, I'll not be the one who is thought to be mean for picking on the mentally disabled, so i'll just let you believe whatever fantasy story suits that little world you want to live in.

You may now have the last word on this subject.

128 posted on 07/29/2012 10:08:11 AM PDT by DiogenesLamp (Partus Sequitur Patrem)
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