When you see a traffic sign that says “stop ahead,” are you tempted to grab your wife’s head and make it stop bobbing to the music on the radio?
When I read this article, I wondered why the police needed medical treatment.
Spain: Horse Destroys Muslim's Illegal Face After He Tries To Have Sex With It."
I thought: "The horse is trying to destroy a Muslim's illegal face after the horse tries to have sex with it? WTF is an "illegal face"?" Followed immediately by: "No, that can't be right..."