““I am a Muslim and they need to consider my religion. I have to sit when I urinate and I cannot use a dirty toilet.”
“MadMo also commanded me to wipe myself with 3, 5, or 7 smooth stones. Which evil INFIDEL is putting 2, 4, or 6 stones just out of reach?”
PS MadMo did so command his drooling nutter followers.
“MadMo also commanded me to wipe myself with 3, 5, or 7 smooth stones.”
Must be tough on the plumbing.