[COBOL2Java]

#11: If you owned this car, you were screwed!

[I Drive Too Fast]

That would fall under “Charging times will vary” as in VERY long.

[publius911]

Not relevant.
If your car is normal gas fueled and you park it outside, the parasites will steal it for the gas; if inside a garage, they will steal it for the same reason.

Why would anyone, under conditions of social duress want to drive anywhere, for any reason, without an armed escort?

[rockrr]

Can’t you just push it backwards to wind it up? ;-)