Nope. You don't get to end the debate here. The War on Drugs has also turned our country into a police state with no-knock drug raids, the seizure of private property just on the suspicion of dealing drugs, and an explosion in property crimes and murders.
You are right that illegal drugs can't be bought in stores or baseball games (?), but they're only a phone call away. You're the one, sadly, who's very, very wrong.
Now, we can end the debate.
Phone call away? Where is that number listed?
Seven-Eleven is listed quite prominently, with Map Quest directions and everything. Fortunately your CS’s are not advertised on the Seven-Eleven website, yet.