What’s the matter Reb? Don’t you want to be the new Confederate? Think of it. You’ll be at the fore front of a new (old) movement. ‘’The New Confederate States of America’’ and you can be it’s president. Think of the celebrity status that goes with it! You’ll do all the talks shows and stuff. Heck, you might even get on Fox News. The gals go big time for edgy, revolutionary types you know. Who knows, you might finally get yourself a girlfriend.
Kind of funny how a conservative state like Virgina was so conservative that they only allowed a kook and a RINO on the primary ballot this year.