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Congresswoman Says State a Better Mate for Women
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| 23 June 2012
| John Semmens
Posted on 06/23/2012 12:29:41 PM PDT by John Semmens
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To: John Semmens
this kind of shit is scary as well.. whats happening to our country ?
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To: John Semmens
She needs to take a midol, and mellow out!
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posted on
06/23/2012 12:42:54 PM PDT
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DMG2FUN
To: John Semmens
She needs to take a midol, and mellow out!
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posted on
06/23/2012 12:46:52 PM PDT
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DMG2FUN
To: John Semmens
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posted on
06/23/2012 12:46:59 PM PDT
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damncat
To: damncat
She does speak the truth.....but isn’t government “the MAN”? She’ll still be under some MAN’s thumb, errr or whatever else.............
To: John Semmens
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posted on
06/23/2012 12:48:42 PM PDT
by
central_va
( I won't be reconstructed and I do not give a damn.)
To: John Semmens
Ha! Good riddance, take yourself out of the gene pool, toots!
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posted on
06/23/2012 12:58:52 PM PDT
by
Huskrrrr
( the will)
To: John Semmens
“Hi, I’m from the government, and I’m here to...”
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posted on
06/23/2012 1:01:29 PM PDT
by
RichInOC
(No! BAD Rich! (What'd I say?))
To: John Semmens
"The government can take care of us and we wont have to cook for them, pick up after them, or sleep with them."IIRC, this is the same wom... uh, "female" whose son* was given a slap on the wrist for slashing tires that dared to be Republican on election day or some such thing.
Mr. niteowl77
*This indicates that she has apparently slept with somebody, and I suspect the act required shaking off more than just the shackles of male hegemony.
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posted on
06/23/2012 1:08:12 PM PDT
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niteowl77
(The last Republican will vote funds for the rope that the Democrats hang us with.)
To: John Semmens
There is no longer any need for us to put up with a repugnant spouse in order to survive. The government can take care of us and we wont have to cook for them, pick up after them, or sleep with them.ROTFL! I'm sure there are quite a few women who feel this way!
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posted on
06/23/2012 1:09:28 PM PDT
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SuziQ
To: John Semmens
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posted on
06/23/2012 1:18:37 PM PDT
by
EGPWS
(Trust in God, question everyone else)
To: John Semmens; Hunton Peck; Diana in Wisconsin; P from Sheb; Shady; DonkeyBonker; Wisconsinlady; ...
ROTFLOL! I’d ping my Wisconsin list, but at least half of them might believe this! You do satire very well.
Ah, heck! I’ll ping them anyway. This is too funny!
Wisconsin ping. Semmons has captured the essense of Ms Moore perfectly.
To: John Semmens
In light of these statistics, Moore argued that Republican resistance to expanded government is a sexist ploy to deny women the full fruits of our electoral superiority. We have the votes to take what we want. There is no longer any need for us to put up with a repugnant spouse in order to survive. The government can take care of us and we wont have to cook for them, pick up after them, or sleep with them. Uh, maam, what if all us useless male tax generators take note of your attitude and decide to go Galt? Is there a contingency plan for that?
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posted on
06/23/2012 1:26:07 PM PDT
by
Still Thinking
(Freedom is NOT a loophole!)
To: John Semmens
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posted on
06/23/2012 1:29:34 PM PDT
by
rockinqsranch
(Dems, Libs, Socialists, call 'em what you will, they ALL have fairies livin' in their trees.)
To: John Semmens
In light of these statistics, Moore argued that Republican resistance to expanded government is a sexist ploy to deny women the full fruits of our electoral superiority. We have the votes to take what we want. There is no longer any need for us to put up with a repugnant spouse in order to survive. The government can take care of us and we wont have to cook for them, pick up after them, or sleep with them.
Gwen Moore sounds like an ANGRY LESBIAN.
Lady (and I use the term very lightly, since you aren't a lady, ms. moore), the government can take care of you?? Jeez, without guys, who would pay the TAXES so you can be lazy??
Conservative ladies, I hope I didn't offend you. I know you working moms (even stay at home moms) pay too much in taxes. Gwen Moore needs to go back to her village -- its missing the idiot.
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06/23/2012 1:33:06 PM PDT
by
ExCTCitizen
(If we stay home in November '12, don't blame 0 for tearing up the CONSTITUTION!!)
To: John Semmens
In light of these statistics, Moore argued that Republican resistance to expanded government is a sexist ploy to deny women the full fruits of our electoral superiority. We have the votes to take what we want. There is no longer any need for us to put up with a repugnant spouse in order to survive. The government can take care of us and we wont have to cook for them, pick up after them, or sleep with them. The key will be to get women to vote as a block, Moore said. If we can do that we cant be stopped. Another great one, John, good job.
You know, if men could just beam up and fly away on the Starship Enterprise, time warp a hundred years, and then come back to the planet of socialized women, you know what they'd find?
Bones.
With teeth marks in the bones, and signs of warfare so savage, that even a hundred years wouldn't have dimmed the ferocity of the attacks women unleashed on each other, having turned into mere "females."
Women as the fairer sex?
:: spit ::
Look around.
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06/23/2012 1:39:32 PM PDT
by
Talisker
(One who commands, must obey.)
To: John Semmens
Making full circles back to the days of Nazi Germany. Hitler encouraged women to get pregnant without marriage and the state became the substitute husband and father. Scary indeed !
To: John Semmens
The fact that you identify this as SATIRE, not just once, but several times, and that so many fall for it, is a lesson in human psychology.
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posted on
06/23/2012 1:46:02 PM PDT
by
UCANSEE2
(Lame and ill-informed post)
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