Say What? Stupid Things Liberals Say; June 18th Edition

Flopping Aces ^ | 06-18-12 | Gary Kukis

[Starman417]

Liberals:

Barack Obama: on the Wisconsin Recall: "One of the lessons learned is, it's better to try make them [decisions] with people as opposed to against people"  Like Obamacare, WZ suggests.

Van Jones of Elizabeth Warren: “There’s a reason that Wall Street wants to stop her.  I think when she gets there, she’s gonna be in the White House someday.  When you have a talent like she has, to communicate some of the most complicated ideas in politics, the most simple way, without losing any of the intellectual integrity, but just from the heart out of her own biography, that is a rare talent...and I think she’s got the greatest future in the Democratic party right now.”  Please, please, please, a Warren/Van Jones ticket in 2016 or 2020.

Personal testimony:

Vice President Joe Biden: “My dad never worked in a Food Fair. My dad never wore a blue collar, Barack makes me sound like I just climbed out of a mine in Scranton, Pennsylvania carrying a lunch bucket. No one in my family worked in a factory.”

Liberals on the economy:

President Obama: "This notion that somehow we caused the deficits is just wrong. It's just not true. Anybody who looks at the math will tell you it's not true. If they start trying to give you a bunch of facts and figures suggesting that it's true, what they're not telling you is they baked all this stuff into the cake with those tax cuts and a prescription drug plan that they didn't pay for and the wars.  So all of this stuff is baked in, with all the interest payments for it, it's like somebody goes to the restaurant, orders a big steak dinner, martini, all that stuff and then just as you're sitting down, they leave and accuse you of running up the tab. That's what they do."

Former Speaker of the House Nancy Pelosi: “The President talked about it yesterday, it’s about jobs, jobs, jobs, jobs, the President has been a job creator since day one.”  When is some reporter going to ask her, “And how many jobs did the President create on day one?”

Senator Sherrod Brown: “Everybody knows that government creates jobs...Government creates jobs in highways.  We hire private contractors. That creates other jobs. It builds an economic foundation for job creation.”

President Obama: “In history, it has typically taken countries up to ten years to recover from financial crises of this magnitude.”

Vice President Joe Biden: "Look folks. The few things I've just laid out are not going to solve the greatest recession in the history of the American Republic."

President Obama: "I love listening to these guys give us lectures about debt and deficits. I inherited a trillion dollar deficit!"

President Obama: “Since then, Congress has passed a few parts of that jobs bill -- like a tax cut that's allowing working Americans to keep more of your paycheck every week -- but on most of the ideas that would create jobs and grow our economy, Republicans in Congress have not lifted a finger. They'd rather wait until after the election in November.”  30 jobs bills have passed the House and Democratic Senate leader Harry Reid refuses to bring them up for a vote or to even debate them.

President Obama: "Those of us who have spent time in the real world understand that the problem is not that the American people aren't productive enough...[Romney says] his 25 years in the private sector gives him a special understanding of how the economy works, [so] my question is why are you running with the same bad ideas that brought our economy to the brink of disaster?"

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later

[Carriage Hill]

Is this satire, like the Onion was?

[POWERSBOOTHEFAN]

Biden needs to be hit upside the head with a lunch bucket.