[DuncanWaring]

...with HANDCUFFS that wrap around the ankles.

Handcuffs wrap around the WRIST.

Leg irons wrap around the ankles.

[rlmorel]

Reading that article makes me think of Belushi in "Animal House":

"What? Over? Did you say "over"? Nothing is over until we decide it is! Was it over when the Germans bombed Pearl Harbor? Hell no!"

Of course, Bluto was right to convince his fellow reprobates that it was not time to give up. This guy writing the article is just stupid from the first word.