The only things lacking in that photo are a hound dog and a jug of ‘shine. You must have cropped them out to avoid stereotypes, I’m thinking.
Naw, someone actually stole my dog, at least I think that is what happened to her. Also possible a rattler got her as she loved to kill them.
Looking at the picture it is hard to remember that I once was a young athlete in great shape. I was a sprinter and hurdler in college. Also sometimes threw the javelin, discus and put the shot. I held the Troy University record in the 120 yard (same as 110 meter) high hurdles for 28 years. I was also on the record holding 440 relay team but that record didn’t last long at all.
Back in 1993 a five foot tall, 100 lb. little cutie challenged me to a 50 yard dash. I am sorry to say she beat me quite easily.