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To: Whenifhow
Hey John!

What up, Dude? If you guys need like a practice run for your Death Star gig, could I, ya know, volunteer? I've been married for almost 30 years and waiting to die for the last 25. Fine, it's the last 28 but I didn't want to sound pathetic. If you could give me a heads up maybe 10 minutes before, that'd be great as I'd really like to start smoking again before I start smoking... See what I did there? Heh, heh.
8 posted on 05/23/2012 6:01:54 PM PDT by davius (You can roll manure in powdered sugar but that don't make it a jelly doughnut.)
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To: davius

BRILLIANT !


13 posted on 05/23/2012 6:32:32 PM PDT by advertising guy ( Slo Joe Biden " I promise you the President has a big stick, but Michelle's is bigger ")
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