“How ridiculous to request permission to fly at 6000 feet when you are near a 7000 foot mountain. What was the air traffic controller thinking? What a tragedy of errors. Wasn’t there a flight plan? Didn’t they know where they were going? This is ridiculous.”
“Pilot, do you mind if we drop down a bit so I can get some pictures of the volcano?”
Pilot to co-pilot: “You know this isn’t ending well.”
“Hey, what’s a mountain goat doing on a cloud bank?”
you are probably right