Wait! I’m a troll too! You just gonna ignore me????
Dagnabit, I get left outta everything! I’m a troll, too!
I’m a troll with 169 hit points——and I regenerate fire damage! Not only that, I can shrug off critical hits. Fear me! I am Slidge, King of Volturnum! We have the lowest tax rate in Rokugan, and no EPA!
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