[al baby]

Does a rubber woman count ?

[Jay Santos CP]

Martin Luther King dreamed of a day when men would be judged not on the color of their skin but on the content of their great-great-great-grandmother’s wedding license application. And now it’s here! - Mr. Steyn

The guy is awesome.

[Michael.SF.]

"FAUXCAHONTAS"

Now that is hilarious!

[Paladin2]

heh, heh, heh, Mark said “jackanapes”, heh, heh, heh....

[kabar]

Absolutely an instant classic. Thanks for posting.

[upchuck]

Alas, the actual original marriage license does not list Great-Great-Great-Gran'ma as Cherokee, but let's cut Elizabeth Fauxcahontas Crockagawea Warren some slack here.

OMG, that's hilarious!

[Dr. Sivana]

Hallelujah! In the old racist America, we had quadroons and octoroons. But in the new post-racial America, we have – hang on, let me get out my calculator – duoettrigintaroons!

Mark Steyn is brilliant.

[Aevery_Freeman]

Elizabeth Fauxcahontas Crockagawea Warren

I don't care who you are, that thar' is funny!

[WilliamofCarmichael]

"When we got back to the car she started crying. She couldn't be black, she said. She would if she could, but she couldn't. She could only be herself, and wasn't that enough..."

So Obama suggested that she mug that white girl over by the entrance to the restaurant and he'd be the judge . . . .

[Earthdweller]

[SERKIT]

Bill Ayers may have use the term “composite”, but didn't Barack the Great use the term “compressed” to describe his various fictitious girlfriends? I think the concept of “compressed” is more like the waitress sandwich utilized by Kennedy-Dodd.

[Venturer]

Tell me Rush isn’t powerful.

One day he asks where are Obama’s girlfriends, and (bang) out of the blue one jumps up and shout’s Right Chere mate.

I ‘ve been in the outback for the last 20 years.Just heard you were looking for me.

[vbmoneyspender]

George Zimmerman, redneck; Elizabeth Warren, redskin.

LOL

[Reverend Wright]

“..George Zimmerman, redneck; Elizabeth Warren, redskin. Under the Third Reich’s Nuremberg Laws, Ms. Warren would have been classified as Aryan and Mr. Zimmerman as non-Aryan. Now it’s the other way round. Progress!...”

Mark Steyn should get the Columnist Pulitzer just for that paragraph alone.

[chuckee]

Sandra Fluke’s take on the matter is that maybe Warren was not able to score a luncheon with another Indian but at least Harvard Law insures her for free birth control pills as a consolation if she got lucky with another Indian

[rdcbn]

As much as I love to give people the benefit of the doubt, Warren's great, great, great grandmother was named Sara Smith, not exactly a common Indian name and one more in line someone of English decent.

It's more likely that Sara was the daughter of an English man and a Cherokee mother (not uncommon in those days), which would make Warren 1/64 Cherokee, not 1/32 Cherokee as she claims and it would be her great, great, great, great grandmother who was an Indian.

At 1/64th Cherokee, it is not obvious that there is any practical difference between Warren claiming to be Indian based on her almost non existent Cherokee ancestry to qualify for affirmative action and whether she just lied and made the whole thing up to run an affirmative action scam.

The same could probably be said about her original claim of being 1/32th Cherokee

[Snickering Hound]

She must be related to the other blonde Indian, "Dances with Metal Pole" last seen at firewater teepee by airport.

[SuziQ]

Another brilliant gem from Mr. Steyn!

[wildbill]

Aren’t you glad Mark Steyn exists and is on our side?

I can’t think of a single leftwing writer with satiric wit that can produce political humor that simply skewers their target.

[PMAS]

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