You mean you didn't get an education suited towards the career you wanted? If you got a creative writing degree, you should be looking for a job...where you write creatively.
Apparently the critical thinking class has been cancelled at the local college. At the very least the barista should be offering a resume writing service to his customers...
Seems to me people of any major should be able to write well, why do they need a degree solely for writing? Write what?