“Before we got married I told him if he was ever stupid enough to waste good money on a colorless piece of rock, I’d kill him.
I’d *much* rather have PC software/hardware, guns or ammo.”
Help! I’ve been cloned. I told my husband something to the effect that diamonds are gravel in heaven. Why would I wear a piece of gravel?
LOL!
Well put!
Oh!
Couple years ago my mom constantly and no-very-subtly kept mooning over a 3 stone ring at Zales.
[you know...*stare*.....*sigh*...etc etc etc]
Finally he bought it for her and she told me how much it had cost and I think I was supposed to be overcome with envy or something.
I thought to myself “For that price, it better have a Hemi hiding under there, somewhere”.
;D