“If Brad Pitt were to say: ‘Yes, I’m a good-looking fella,’ then the world would nod sagely in agreement. But if Angelina Jolie uttered something along those lines, she’d be subject to the same foaming-at-the-mouth onslaught hurled at me yesterday.”
Sorry darling, but if Angelina Jolie said she was good looking people might attack her for being conceited - but few would deny that she was a head turner.
I love the extra pictures also. The one with her in purple dress beside her husband shows a big round potbelly. I've seen better looking potbellies on a PIG!
She might well be, for her age, a British 6; fairly plain looking but attractive.
She is an American 5 at best; average looking.
And decidedly an L.A. 4 or below; bartender - another drink please.
With her attitude she seems more like a 3; maybe if nobody saw me with her.
Possibly a 2; not even with another man's p#nis.
But not a 1: “the stuff of nightmares”.