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To: An American!
16. Learn to control pest and other vermin.

Pests smaller than your thumb are to be squished. Pests smaller than your foot are to be stomped on. Medium sized pests or those you don't want near your foot are to be bashed with anything handy. Large pests are to be shot on the spot. Most provide protein so after you've "controlled" them, they should be served up for dinner.

42 posted on 04/03/2012 8:47:13 PM PDT by bgill
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To: bgill
Pests smaller than your thumb are to be squished.

Stink bugs? ;-)
45 posted on 04/03/2012 9:12:25 PM PDT by PA Engineer (Time to beat the swords of government tyranny into the plowshares of freedom.)
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