One more thing about the uber-kleptomaniac w the expensive watch. Yes, he has a receipt, but it’s clearly been tampered with. It’s not in the form the store in which he claims the watch was bought typically prints. In fact, it appears that he or one of his friends forged a receipt so he could claim the watch was honestly purchased.
You, however, say w certitude-not-supported-by-one-shred-of-evidence that the cash register computer is to blame. It just happened to be sufficiently broken that day to print an anomalous receipt. You actually claim that, and evidently do it w a straight face.
Do you have any idea how ridiculous you look? You’ve got the world’s foremost kleptomaniac holding a valuable watched w an obviously forged receipt, and yet you weave a fantasy about the cash register computer just going a little bonkers that day.
There’s Obama Kool Aid, and then there’s spiked Obama Kool Aid...if you get my drift.
That would make a great Tagline or maybe even a bumper sticker! (LOL!)
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