Are you INSANE?
In a true SHTF or WROL scenario, a man's entire value to his community, his wealth, his fitness to lead others will be determined by his stock of poodles, and his ability to deploy them in an emergency situation.
As the Roman General Tabascous wrote: Ic sum ergo poodle bow wow.....
Heh. Well said! I was referring to essential urban livestock, though. [Little humor there, but you did it better.]