[BwanaNdege]

Wrist to Elbow designation is probably wrong, but the rest seem about right.

(no tattoos here)

[Ezekiel]

I saw a gal with oversized black ant tattoos crawling up her calves. How to explain those?!

[the invisib1e hand]

Wow! For free we get what millions in grants to social scientists can’t figure out.

[outofsalt]

My favorites are the, “spiritual” Asian characters that translate to something like, “Lobster with bamboo”

[laweeks]

I used to date a girl with a tattoo on her thigh that said, “KEEP YOUR HANDS OFF.” But it was in Braille.

[Ace the Biker]

I have full coverage Tats on both arms and upper torso and I paid as much a $37,000 in taxes a year before I retired. I prolly pay more a year since retirement than most.

[allmendream]

I remember a woman who was showing off her new tattoo.

She said it was a unique expression of her individuality.

It was a rose tat on her ankle.

I told her she picked the most popular tattoo for a woman in the most popular location for a tattoo - and while she may be very pleased with it - and it was a nice looking rose - it was hardly a unique expression of her individuality.

[jetson]

I guess the proper description for the tattooed losers is MIND NUMB ROBOTS.

[Scythian]

It’s as true as it is funny, nice chart !

[nascarnation]

Thank God for tats.

Think how high unemployment would be if all the tat shops had to close down, LOL.

[freedomlover]

looks like the chart is right on this one

[freedomlover]

[Dead Corpse]

I have ink in one of those "red zones". I make six figures annual.

No, I'm not a musician. I'm a Net Admin...

[AD from SpringBay]

I always thought a good business to get into would be tatoo removal. Somebody out there has to regrets their ‘true love’s’ name on their buttocks or other nether regions.

[Oatka]

I was 17 when I enlisted in the 1950s Navy and a few months later told my dad that I was thinking about getting a tattoo. Thankfully, he said he’d pound me into jelly if I did so. I quit thinking about it.

Later on I ran into a shipmate who had dotted lines around his neck with the words “Cut here”. I stayed away from him.

[Ransomed]

I was at an outdoor concert and this cat was walking around with his shirt off, had a huge tattoo on his back, covered the whole thing. You guessed it, a giant vagina. Which I suppose is the right way to go if a dude is set on a giant genitalia tat.

Freegards

[Melas]

But I have red zone tattoos and I guarantee that I pay waaaaay more in taxes than the national average.

[MissouriConservative]

Bump