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President Calls Oil “Fuel of the Past”
Semi-News/Semi-Satire ^
| 10 March 2012
| John Semmens
Posted on 03/11/2012 2:32:58 PM PDT by John Semmens
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To: John Semmens
Psst, buddy, Wanna buy a jug of petrol? You’re not a cop are ya?
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posted on
03/11/2012 2:37:48 PM PDT
by
TigersEye
(Life is about choices. Your choices. Make good ones.)
To: John Semmens
And soon Ubama will be a “President of the past.”
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posted on
03/11/2012 2:38:40 PM PDT
by
E. Pluribus Unum
(Government is the religion of the sociopaths.)
To: John Semmens
Your kidding? Did he really say that!?
If he did,he has LOST his mind! He wants us to go back to 1700s.
I hope there is tape of this.
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posted on
03/11/2012 2:42:01 PM PDT
by
painter
(Rebuild The America We love!)
To: painter
Apparently the “semi news/semi satire” under the headline eluded you...
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posted on
03/11/2012 2:45:58 PM PDT
by
Keith in Iowa
(Willard Romney, purveyor of the world's finest bullmitt. | FR Class of 1998 |)
To: John Semmens
"My Republican opponents are seeking to exploit your addiction by offering policies that will make oil cheaper and more plentiful."The Republicans need to use this sound bite in a commercial: "Mr. Obama, contrary to what you think, the American people do not consider the use of oil to be an "addiction." They are not addicts. Yes, the Republicans are offering policies to make it cheaper and more plentiful."
To: John Semmens
Yes, I know, satire.
The sub-elitists will think their condos will be heated and cooled by pixie dust and unicorn skittle poop.
The real elitists - nomenklatura - will have their dachas heated and cooled as they see fit - just ask Comrade AlGore.
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posted on
03/11/2012 2:59:00 PM PDT
by
Fred Hayek
(FUBO, the No Talent Pop Star pResident.)
To: Keith in Iowa
I saw that after my post. It still wouldn’t suprise me if obama said it.
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posted on
03/11/2012 3:01:51 PM PDT
by
painter
(Rebuild The America We love!)
To: John Semmens
Decades old data indicates a narrow temperatue range for human comfort which allows for increased levels of production for instance. Unfortunately these conditions rarely exist in nature for an extended period of time. There is no justification not to create these conditions for people none! There is only a belief in a false religion of gaia worship.
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posted on
03/11/2012 3:02:45 PM PDT
by
smaug6
(We can't afford to be innocent!! Stand up and face the enemy.)
To: John Semmens
We have gotten soft because we drive when we should walk. We have gotten lazy because its easier to turn up the thermostat than to put on a sweater.Well, this part is accurate. We ARE soft and lazy compared to people a century ago.
To: John Semmens
After you have destroyed Capitalism, the humans that are still alive will be rubbing sticks together and using bones for the worship of the devil.
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posted on
03/11/2012 3:11:58 PM PDT
by
jonrick46
(Countdown to 11-06-2012)
To: John Semmens
We have gotten soft because we drive when we should walk. We have gotten lazy because its easier to turn up the thermostat than to put on a sweater.Well, this part is accurate. We ARE soft and lazy compared to people a century ago.
To: John Semmens
Popcorn is popped John, sitting back and watching the thread fireworks.
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posted on
03/11/2012 3:18:07 PM PDT
by
Free Vulcan
(Election 2012 - America stands or falls. No more excuses. Get involved.)
To: John Semmens
mighty vessels powered by the wind Hey, it worked for the Mayflower!
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posted on
03/11/2012 3:23:01 PM PDT
by
Excellence
(9/11 was an act of faith.)
To: John Semmens
"Fuel of the Future!"
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posted on
03/11/2012 3:24:59 PM PDT
by
Dr. Sivana
(May Mitt Romney be the Paul Tsongas of 2012.)
To: John Semmens
I see a future when mighty vessels powered by the wind carry goods and people to distant destinations. We knew 0bambi was a punk....
A SteamPunk
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posted on
03/11/2012 3:38:49 PM PDT
by
spokeshave
(Dole/McCain/Romney losers all....NEWT is da Man)
To: John Semmens
Still marching backward and accelerating.
To: John Semmens
This form a pResident that again proved that his progressive government has failed again like it did for Carter and like it failed 100 years ago.
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posted on
03/11/2012 3:53:02 PM PDT
by
mountainlion
(I am voting for Sarah after getting screwed again by the DC Thugs.)
To: John Semmens
This man (Obama) has lost his mind!!
He (Obama) is crazier than a shit-house rat!!
When he an his family and every democrat lives this way then I and my family will—till then I will burn as much energy as I want and am able to pay for!!
To: painter
You're not kidding!
As much contempt as I feel for the illustrious leader, it's hard to believe he actually said all this. Until proven otherwise, I'm going to assume this is some parody.
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